Wednesday, 23 April 2014

What God-Modding Is

What Godmodding Is:

- If your character can come back as anything they want.
- If your character has powers akin to another species despite being an entirely different species.
- If your character claims to have an unique immune system.
- If your character tries to control other players character via means other than brainwashing/hypnosis/possession.
- If your character can survive practical anything.
- If your character has more than one set of lives.
- If your character can destroy almost anything with a touch of their hand.
- If your character literally is descended from a god but yet can handle heavy weaponry perfectly.
- If said god character only loses one tenth of his/her powers.
- If said character immediately tries to kill your character without giving him/her a fair chance to fight back.
- If said character just won't die no matter how many times you try and defeat them.
- If your character claims to be all powerful with only a few flaws or weaknesses.
- If your god or demon character can seduce anyone whether they like or not in a manner not unlike Jack Nicholson in Witches Of Eastwick.
- If you can get away with all this only to get yelled at by other players.
- If male, your character can cheat on any female character he wants for another like he's Russell Brand.
- If your character is superior to other players characters in everyway.
- If your character doesn't give the others a chance to fight back akin to dictatorship.
- If your character is an entirely different species but chooses to look like another species just because it's appealing to other people.
- If your character keeps getting revamped more times than movies are remade in Hollywood.
- If your character always is there to save the day/night.
- If your character always wins.

What Godmodding Isn't:

- If your character is inhumanly strong and agile but has limits as to how powerful they are.
- If you give other players a fair chance.
- If you actually allow other players to take your character down.
- If your character can't feel pain but has been killed off numerous times despite this.
- If you actually allow your character to be defeated or killed.
- If you let the other players be their characters rather than try to control them.
- If your character can use a legit ability to control his/her enemies.
- If your character has weaknesses despite being seen as all powerful.
- If the weaknesses he/she has are actually legit, or in some cases to do with their personality flaws.
- If the character has limits as to who he/she goes after.
- If his/her powers aren't as strong when around more resilient beings.
- If he/she is easily threatened by more powerful beings.
- If there are certain enemies that he/she can't use their powers on.
- If your character is equal to other players characters or serves another more superior character.
- If your character actually has a legit reason for not allowing others to fight back especially if they have been possessed or brainwashed.
- If you actually do allow your characters to let others fight back.
- If your character actually has a legit ability to assume a human-like form despite being a monster but yet there are certain things that revert them back to their natural form.
- If your character has that specific form because it's their natural form NOT because it's appealing to others.
- If your character doesn't always win.
- If you actually allow it to happen.
- If your character has always been the same and has only been revamped once or twice.
- If you know the limits your character has.
- If you get a positive reaction from other players because you've done all the above.

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Friday, 18 April 2014

Character Info: Chris

Name: Chris. 

Nickname:  Alpha Walken,  Christopher,  Cowbell-Crazed Prince of Darkness.

Age: N/A -  Chris is ageless.

Species: Chris is a member of a race of creatures called ‘Walkens’ which are quasi-vampiric creatures that are often viewed by humans as being evil boogieman types that turn their victims dreams into horrific nightmares.  

Gender: Male.


Weight:  N/A,  he’s quite lithe and thin though.

Like most of his kind he stands at 6’ft and is very lithe,  his skin is pale and ghostly in appearance but doesn’t show any signs of decaying,  scarring or aging and like most male members of this kind,  he possess a rather Walken-like appearance.   The colour of his hair is usually sandy brown and it prickles up slightly,   the colour of his eyes however are icy blue with dark green inner rings.

He has fingernails that are rather long and sharp akin to claws and he has long arms and legs,   his teeth are also quite sharp as the canines resemble typical vampire fangs while the rest of his teeth are pointed akin to the Hessian Horseman.    His facial features are rather Walken-like and are quasi-brachy/mesoian/dolichokephalian in shape.   

He possess a very high forehead,  thin eyebrows that are the same colour as his hair,  a rather small Walken-like nose,   an angular jaw-line with a narrow chin,   his eyes are spread out,  narrow and slightly sunken,  giving him a forlorn but menacing look.   His lips are slightly thinned out,  and are of a cresentian shape with pointed tips.

He mainly wears black or grey clothing or sometimes slightly which is a nod to classic typical vampire attire,   sometimes he wears a Grim Reapersque cloak and hood so that he can look more forboding and mysterious -  so that it’s only his eyes that his victims can see.    His human form whoever is usually the complete opposite of how he looks in his true form and is more human-like for the purpose of blending in or fooling his victims in order to lul them into a false sense of security,  but sometimes the only part of him that remains unchanged in this form are his eyes.   Throughout his attire are numerous Hessian style motifs.

He is perceived as being villainous and evil by humans who fear him and view him as a ‘boogieman’ type which is why his kind is often used in stories adults use to scare their kids into behaving if they misbehave.   

He is highly intelligent,  cunning and crafty as well as being quite sophisticated and good-natured and fatherly at times -  especially towards any victims who he takes a liking to.    He is also quite charming and can be seductive if the need calls for it.  

He’s not without his flaws though,   because despite his calm and collective nature - there are times in which he can be vicious,  vengeful , vindictive or violent -  especially if he goes without blood or cowbell or if someone gets in the way of his plans.  

This state is known as the ‘Hessian’ state which is sort of his berserker-like state in which his facial expression curls into a ferocious snarling expression,   his hair spikes up more and becomes messier,  and his sinister Walken-like features become slightly more feral in appearance - making him resemble the Hessian.    

Usually when he’s in this state he doesn’t speak much,  well he still can talk,  except it is in a more menacing version of his already menacing Walken-like voice with a few Hessian style growls and roars thrown in.  

It is wise never to get on his bad side,  especially if you want him to trust you or to be on good terms with you.  Never do anything to spite him such as question his methods without a good reason to,  interfere with his plans,  and never ever under any circumstances diss the cowbell that is sacred to him and his kind.   

Because chances are,  if you do either of those you are as good as gone

Birthday: It is unknown.

Origin:  Unknown...but some state the town of Sleepy Hollow as the origin of where he lived because of his connection to the horseman.

Sexuality:  Straight.

Relationship Status:  Single,  but still looking for a potential female Walken or She-Hessian, but no children or preteens please.

He is inhumanly strong and agile,  his senses are highly heightened and he is highly skilled in the art of manipulating dreams.   If a human has been bad or done deeds that are otherwise cruel or malicious,   he will warp their dreams into nightmares in which they have to fight their worst fears in order to survive.

However if he is entrancing/hypnotizing his victims,   the victims dreams will shift to match their developing ‘Walken’ instincts,  such as dancing,  singing,  acting, hunting and requiring blood and cowbell for him.

He uses hypnosis to hypnotize his would-be-victims in order to turn them into ‘Walkens’ to serve as part of his army,   he can use various methods to transform them as well such as biting them or scratching them,  hypnotizing them,  feeding them blood and liquified cowbell,  or injecting some of his own Walken DNA Venom into their system or draining them of their powers if they have superpowers of their own -  including overpowered characters.

He can assume a human-like form to fool his victims as well or to win them over with his charm and hypnotic qualities.

He mainly chooses to strike at night,  especially on nights of a blood moon -  he’ll usually be found in dark forests or in cities.    He usually assumes a human-like form in order to win his would-be-victims over with his charm.    Here he comes across as being very charismatic and charming.

This is of course to lul his victims into a false of security and to coax them into looking into his eyes,  which of course is where the second part of his plan kicks in.   This is where he hypnotizes his would-be-victims and put them into a trance-like state.

In this trance-like state the victims forget about everything else and just focus on him and his hypnotic gaze,   to the point that they desire to serve him.   In this state they are slowly but surely conditioned into becoming ‘Walkens’  just like him.

Mentally the victims will begin to feel like they have been Walkens their whole life and start calling him their ‘master’ which leads to the developing Walken instincts which are indicated by their appetite shifting to a more bloodthirsty one and their thoughts shifting to those of a typical Walken which include thoughts of singing,  dancing,  roaring,  snarling,  hunting and obeying their master as well as bloodlust.    Their dreams also shift to reflect their Walken-like instincts as they will dream about serving him in his army or dream about being with him or helping him hunt or sometimes just dream about Walkens in general.

Males will find themselves slowly becoming male Walkens who all have an appearance like his along with a voice-like his and similar traits,   while females will be seduced and slowly turned into seductive She-Hessian types which are sort of like female vampires.  

If he takes a liking to his victims,  he may look after them and raise them as if they were his own flesh and blood - raising them to become Alpha Walkens to help assist him in building his army.

There are several different types of Walkens in his army,   ‘Hunter/Stalkers’  which are the basic minion group of Walkens that specialize in hunting and getting fresh blood and cowbell if he is unable to find them,   ‘Dancers’ which are types that specialize in gentle seduction or corruption,    ‘Gatherers’  which are types that specialize in gathering groups of human victims to him,   ‘Guardians’  which are Walkens that protect any human who may be ‘Supernaturals’ or have connections to Walkens in a way akin to a ‘guardian angel’ ,    ‘Alphas’  which specialize in building the army,  and ‘Hessians’  which are warrior types that specialize in slaying or hunting any enemy that gets in his way.   

But he is not afraid to get his hands dirty and is quite a skilled fighter,  overall he does prefer brains over brawn when it comes to his plans and how he operates as a ‘Big Bad’ in terms of strategy.

Once fully Walkenized,  the new Walkens then are taught by him to use their new powers before joining him in his further Walkenization based missions,  of course many of which may also involve his own friend/master Jon.

Despite what most people think,  he’s not the ‘all terrible and powerful dark lord/master of evil’ type every human who fears him to be as he’s not outwardly cruel or evil except to those who are spiteful to him in anyway.   Most of the time he is very compassionate,  charismatic,  calm and collective.

He does tend to become violent,  vicious,  bloodthirsty or vindictive if he goes into his Berserker-like ‘Hessian’ state.   And sometimes he goes into this state if he sees anything that reminds him of blood.   Even the smallest drop of blood can trigger that instinct,  even if he is in human form it can happen.

His hypnosis and Walkenization techniques tend to take a bit longer to work if the victim is something other than a human or ‘Supernatural’ especially if the victim has a stronger will than normal or is resilient to it.

Though he can hypnotize just about any human or supernatural,   he never goes near children or pre-teens because of the whole pedophilia thing which he is heavily against, but he tends to go for teens or young adults.

His fixation on cowbell sometimes seems to get the better of him,  even if he is in his human-like form -  sometimes hearing the tinking sound of cowbell or just hearing any song that features cowbell in it while in human-like form can involuntarily cause him to shift from human-like form to his natural Walken-like form back and forth or sometimes just cause him to revert into his full on Walken form.    Sometimes he can control this though.

There technically isn’t a way to destroy him due to the parahuman DNA he posseses,  which in turn gives him a slightly supernatural healing factor that makes him immune to physical pain.    Emotional pain on the other hand is something that he isn’t immune against,  as he sometimes has moments of remorse for his victims,  or sometimes is heartbroken if someone he loves leaves him or turns against him.

If he is defeated in any fashion,  he doesn’t die in any particular manner except he just fades away into a shadowy form and disappears for a bit,  so that you can only see his eyes peering out at you.    If he is not defeated,  he jets off into the night in search of more victims.

Even if the victim thinks they are free of his control,  he will continue to influence them - even if he isn’t even near them,   he’ll use this by making his voice and his words echo inside their minds and in their head as if he is telepathically hypnotizing and conditioning them,   their dreams as mentioned above will shift to reflect the dreams they had when under his control.

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Blood, Cowbell and Passion

Blood, Cowbell and Passion

Complete Chris Walken TF

This features caressing, light sexual activity,  blood-feasting as well as a complete transformation into Christopher Walken.   Do not read if you  have a sensitive stomach or don’t like graphic depictions of this sort of thing.   Like before this is not a Mary Sue/Gary Stu or a creepy celebrity fanfiction.   If you think it is either of those you are insane and need professional help.   And if you think this is real,  you need a life in general.


Ever since he had married Kate Beckinsale,  Nathan/Chris had become so much happier as a human-turned-Walken,  but there was always something he had always wanted to know,   what would happen if he were to turn full on Walken and fully become Christopher with no means of returning?

I mean sure there was always the danger of the horror known as ‘identity death’ but he was used to that sort of thing happening to him.  He sat there in the living room of his house,  peering out the window at the blood moon.   He always thought there was something enchanting about it.

He was greeted by the sound of the voice of his new She-Hessian bride Kate Beckinsale as she slinked over to him,  dressed in a low cut dress with slightly torn sleeves.  She looked as beautiful as the night the two of them got married.   He couldn’t take his eyes off her,  it was like she was hypnotizing him.

“Hello, love!  My She-Hessian.’

“Hello,  Chris.  Are you ready?”

“Oh yes,  my love,  I AM!”

“I’m going to completely Walkenize you in the most passionate way possible, and you will love it.”

“Can I have something to drink first?  I never go Walken on an empty stomach, you know!”

Nathan/Chris was about to reach for a bottle of Vampire Wine,  which he got mainly because it looked like blood,   but Kate stopped him by pushing him onto the couch, straddling him and kissing him on the lips.

“You won’t need that wine,  Christopher.    You will have real blood to drink and you love blood,  don’t you?

“Oh yesss...rrr….I love blooood…”

“You will have all the blood in the world.”

“ love, you are so....ravishing.  I can’t keep my eyes off you.”

“Look deeply into my eyes as I grind against your Walkeny manhood.”

Nathan/Christopher gazed up into her eyes as she grinded against his manparts,  panting and moaning a few times as he did,  Kate looked at him and growled before kissing him, he couldn’t help but become mindlessly entranced by her.

“Normally, I would have thought that this sort of thing is wrong but WRONG ME, WRONG ME, WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!” 

He couldn’t help but growl several times as the Walken-like insticts slowly started to devleop, he couldn’t think of anything but being with her and being Walken,   yes...Walkeny...that is how his mindset was becoming.   Human thoughts slowly fading into a set of more Walken-like thoughts, hunting for blood,  dancing,  singing,  acquiring more cowbell,  all these things flowed through his mind.

“Oh yes..I have come to wrong the crap out of let yourself be entranced by my voice...and my soft, wet, warm...Walken hole.”


He snarled softly as she moved up and down on his body,  causing his Walken instincts to react and make him pant as if he was in heat,  he stood there,  mindlessly entranced by her everything and yet so obedient.   The Walken instincts kicking in even more,  making him want her - to be with her,  to be her Walken.

“You know you want to my lips as I say it..ooooobbbbeeeyyyyy......”

“Yeeesss...rrr...I will obey...i'm a good Walken, Walkens always obey.  I will obey you, my love...rrr…”

He growled several more times as more Walken-like thoughts filled his head,  the Walken-like thoughts from before slowly taking over slightly as the Walken side began to manifest itself, sending waves of pure pleasure jolting through his body.

“Everyplace I put my lips, you will become more Walkeny ..”

Kate moved in and began the process of Walkenizing him,  going down on his toes and making her  way up, kissing hard and deep.  There was a slight cracking sound as his feet slowly shifted to become Walkeny,  becoming covered in a pale skintone.   This sound was more pleasurable than painful to him as well as the changes.


Noticing his Walken-like feet,  he growled and panted,  blissfully entranced by the process and letting the Walken within guide him all the way.   He panted,  growled and moaned as she kissed him.  It felt good to be Walkenized like this,  Walkeny instincts and thoughts still flowing through his mind.

Kate kept going until she reached his legs -  another series of cracking sounds was heard as his legs shifted,  becoming longer, slenderizing and altering to become Walken-like as the same pale skintone crept up them completing them as his jeans peeled apart and his belt snapped off, to become replaced with a pair of dark grey pants with a silver belt  , she gripped his butt and kissed all around it,  causing the pale skintone from before to cover it as it slenderized to become Walken-like,  now from the waist-down he looked more Walken than human.

“That’s it...change, cast off your humanity.  You are becoming more and more Walken-like.”

“Ooowrrmmm...mmm...grrr...i'm becoming even more beautiful.....oh....mmrr..”

He growled a few more times in pleasure as Walken blood traversed through his bloodstream, his DNA shifting from human to Walken DNA as his senses heightened and his strength and agility increased to inhuman levels.

“That’s it...growl my Walken, growl.”

She moved up all the way to his neck,  starting with his chest and torso,  kissing and rubbing them until they slenderized to become Walken-like,   the same pale skintone from before creeping up them as well as on his shoulders which were also slenderizing to become more Walken-like.   There was a ripping sound as his dark blue dress shirt tore off his body only to be replaced with an elegant dark grey dress shirt,  followed by a stretching sound as his arms stretched,  slenderizing and elongating - the same pale skintone from before now covering them, his fingers also slenderizing and become Walken-like as his knuckles became sharply more pronounced,  his back was also much leaner and Walken-like as well.   He couldn’t help but become enamored by his changing appearance.

“Owwrrr....mmm…don’t stop,  my love…I want to be Walken forever!”

“You shall..”

“Oh,  my loveeee…”

She held his head up as she reached his neck before she gently sank her teeth into it,  leaving two bitemarks on it,  a couple drops of blood dripped from the marks as he growled -  his stomach now burning with a lust for blood.    He snarled and panted,  within a matter of seconds it began to feel like everything else was getting shorter/smaller,  when in actuality he was growing taller - to about 6’ft.   He panted as he looked at his more lithe frame before growling in pleasure a few more times.

He couldn’t help but taste the blood from the bitemarks on his neck,  it tasted delicious and oh so natural to him.   He also couldn’t help but feel greatly energized as more waves of pleasure jolted through his body,  the changes felt good and natural as a pale skintone slowly crept up his neck,  making it slenderize,  elongate and alter to become Walken-like.  The bitemarks automatically healing before disappearing completely.

He moaned slightly as he became fully enslaved by her and the Walken within, admiring his Walken-like frame as he reached over to her,  his Walken instincts slowly taking full control of his actions and guiding him.   By this point,  he sounded more like he was growling than moaning - panting slightly in between.

Kate ran her fingers through his hair,  making his hair prickle up slightly and turn sandy brown as  it took on the texture of Walken-like hair.  She then leaned it to kiss him on the forehead,  making it elevate itself higher up to become higher and more Walken-like,  as his eyebrows thinned out and turned the same colour as his hair.   The pale skintone from before slowly peering on his face as he licked up more blood left over from before,  fully letting the Walken-like instincts guide him.

“Now when I kiss you this next time, you will be completely Walken, and never to return...kisssssss.....”

She leaned in for another kiss,  this time going in deeper and more passionately -  making his face slowly change even more.   The colour of his eyes shifted from hazel to blue with dark green inner rings as the eyes themselves spread out,  becoming narrower and slightly sunken.  His nose shrank slightly and altered to become Walken-like.  His lips thinned out as they curved into a cresentian shape,  the tips becoming pointed as his expression curled itself into a Walken-like pseudo snarling expression.

“Grrr...I like that, I like it a lot...rrrr....oooowwrrr...mmm...soooooo Walkeny, I...i...rrr..”

She then kissed him on the cheeks as his cheeks became slightly sunken and his cheekbones became more pronounced,  his chin narrowed a little as his jaw-line shifted to become angluar, making it more akin to Walken than human.   The structure of his head shape slowly shifted to become leonine and elegant, also shifting a little to  become narrower and more quasi- Brachy/mesoian/dolichokephalian in shape,  making his head shape and facial structure make Walken-like.  

“Kiss me my Walken...and it shall all be complete.  You will be completely Walken and you won’t be able to return to what you thought your old identity was -  ever again.”


He growled as he leaned into kiss her, his voice slowly deepening and becoming gravellier,  altering,  harmonizing,  shifting in pitch in tone,  becoming very haunting,  hypnotic and distinctive -  making it very Walken-like,  he growled a few more times as Walken’s mannerisms slowly overcame him. 

All of the Walkeny instincts and traits taking over his mind as the Walken-like vocal tone and trademark delivery and New York accent completed the vocal shift - giving him Walken’s voice and speech patterns,  he growled with pride as his vocal shift completed itself, having the voice of Walken was pure bliss.

With one last kiss from his beloved She-Hessian,  all of his previous memories of being human vanished and were replaced with new memories of a Ronald Walken, or as he preferred to be called - Christopher,  or simply Chris Walken -  yes,  Chris Walken,  that’s a wonderful name he thought,  speaking of thoughts -  his own thoughts went  full on Walken as his Walken instincts took over, Walken's mannerisms take over completely and the rating on the DNA scanner shifting to 0% human and 100%  Walken.   He let out a loud roar as his transformed reached completion,  he looked down at the remains of his old clothes before returning back to face Kate.  

“ Walken...what is your name?”

“My name is...Christopher Walken.”

“Very good.  And do you know who I am?”

“ are my She-Hessian.”

“And do you love me?”

“Yes,  my love...I do!  I love you so much.”

“And I love you too,  my Walken.”

“I am so beautiful! And so young and youthful.  My skin looks pale and ghostly, but signs of aging,  scarring and decaying.,  inside and out!”

“There’s just one more finishing touch…”

“Oh?  What’s that,  my love?”

“Your claws and teeth…”

Chris concentrated as his fingernails lengthened and sharpened,  becoming akin to claws as his teeth lengthened and sharpened,   the canines extending to become akin to fangs while the rest of his teeth sharpened to become pointed and Hessian-like,   which now completed his look and made him more horrifying but hypnotic at the same time.   The human he once was,  was no more -  there was no more Dr Nathan Forester,  only Christopher Walken.   He was now completely Walken,  now and forever.

“Is that better,  my love?”


“I feel so much better now that i’m my one and only self.  For many nights I have been longing to be set free from the prison that is humanity and to be one with all things Walken.  Thank you, my love...for making this happen.”

“Tis no trouble at all,  when I first met you and hypnotized you...I knew there was a Walken inside you just waiting to emerge.   And I brought the inner Walken in you - out.”

“How did you know?”

“I was hypnotized and turned by the real Christopher Walken himself,  he instructed me to go to Jon,  and then Jon and Christopher instructed me to come and hypnotize you in hopes of making you into a full fledged alpha Walken.”

“Well then….I shall not fail you,  my love.   For I am Walken,  and I always will be.”

“Come,  Christopher.”

Finally the background shifted into a Gothic looking castle interior as Christopher and Kate embraced each-other,  kissing passionately and levitating in mid-air.   The Walken and She-Hessian,  together forever and Christopher wouldn't have it any other way,  after all..when you're Walken...there's no going back.

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Sunday, 13 April 2014

The Walken's Bride

he Walken’s Bride

A ChrisXKate story

This is a Chris WalkenXKate Beckinsale love story with Walkenization and vampirism related themes,  it also includes a nod to Dracula:  Dead and Loving It,   and mild blood-letting/blood-feasting.   

This is by no means one of those creepy stalkerish Real Person Fics as this takes place in the Monster World where humans and supernatural beings co-exist together in one world,  this is also by no means real and anyone who clearly thinks it is real needs to check themselves into a psych ward with R.M Renfield.  Also this is not a 'Mary Sue' story as the character of Chris the alpha Walken actually has weaknesses and flaws.

It had been many a year since Nathan had become Chris the alpha Walken and made himself an army of Walkens,   and more than that -  since he first made a human female into a She-Hessian seductress.    The last human he remembered seeing before becoming Chris was Ariana and since then,  he had been longing to be with the one humans referred to as Kate Beckinsale,  and more than that...he longed to be Chris once again.

Prior to this Kate had been hypnotized by Christopher Walken himself and conditioned into becoming a She-Hessian,  and was instructed to find Nathan and hypnotize him into becoming Chris so that the two may be together as Walken and She-Hessian.

He was in his special horror themed room that night,  it was adorned with various horror posters including a poster of Jack Nicholson in the Shining and a portrait of Gary Oldman as Prince Vlad in Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula -  he had just finished his latest project when he got the call from Jon who had just hypnotized him into doing a few missions as 'Chris'.   

At this time he still was reluctant about becoming Chris,  because for one thing Walken's main speciality was playing shady or villainous roles,  and because he feared he would lose any memories of his previous life...the last few transformations into him had been quite painful and scary for him,  but only because of resistance.   Deep down,  he loved being Chris and loved being hypnotized into becoming him,  losing his humanity to the more bloodthirsty cowbell crazed creature of darkness that lurked within.

It was at that moment that Kate appeared to him, manifesting through a cloud of mist almost like in a dream or vision.  At the moment she was in her human form as a means to seduce him.  She was dressed in her black 'Underworld' suit.

“What’s going on?  What’s all this then?”

“Hello,   Chrisss..”

"Oh my word!  Kate Beckinsale...what are you doing here?"


Kate seductively walked over to him before leaning over to the bed where Nathan was sitting on,  hissing slightly as she made seductive movements,  his heart beat increased rapidly as he turned to see her.

“My god! What are you doing to the furniture?”


She hissed slightly and seductively called his name as she slinked over to the bed and laid down, seductively hissing and moving on the bed sheets as Nathan watched,  utterly gobsmacked with what was going on.

“I’ll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling.”

“Relax,  everything is fine…”

“No,  stop it at once!”

“Oh..but don’t you love it?  Of course you do,  Christopher…”

“No..this is wrong.”

“But it feels right...relax…”

“This is wrong,  do you hear me,  wrong?  This is...oh...rrr.. ...oh….WRONG ME, WRONG ME,  WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!”

She seductively gazed at Nathan,  licking her lips as if she was ready to bite him -  but she wasn't going to do that.

“I will..”

"Kate?  What are you doing?”

"Look deeply into my hypnotic eyes...I have been commanded to hypnotize you..and I will.."

Nathan gazed into her eyes and fell into an even deeper trance than before,  the more he gazed into her eyes,   the more entranced he became  -  becoming ever so mesmerized by her and devoted to you...he wanted to obey just that,  he wanted to be with her.


"You have no cannot think...look only at me..."

"I have no will...I cannot think , I must only look at you.."

He looked up at Kate with a newfound sense of obedience as his eyes turned from hazel brown to a hypnotic shade of blue,   it was becoming difficult for him to focus on anything else but her...he wanted to be with her.

"Sleep...dream of me...making love to Walken."

"I am.."

"Sleep now.. And dream of our night...Walken and Kate...sleep..."

He fell asleep on the bed,  a blissful smile crept across his face as he began to dream a most wonderful and alluring dream.   He couldn't exactly pinpoint what was going on,  but he was in some sort of dark part of the woods,  it was dark except for the blood moon peering out from the clouds, he heard the sounds of Kate's voice and the sound of cowbell echoing throughout as he ran through the woodland path with newfound inhuman agility.
"Dream...describe the dream…”

“Well i'm running through a dark part of the woodland area,  I hear your voice and cowbell beckoning to me and I see the blood moon peering out from behind the clouds.   I am running towards where you are.”

“,  come closer...Christopher.”

In the dream Kate's voice enticed Nathan to come closer to her,  and the cowbell was tinking his way into his mind,  making it the thing he wanted to hear next to her alluring voice.   

He came across a clearing of sorts,  and there he saw her -  dressed in a very form-fitting and stylish vampiress ensemble.   She was sitting on an altar of sorts,   and had been waiting for him for quite sometime.

"I am here...mistress.."

"Now...let us be together forever as Walken and she-hessian..join me, the warm embrace of the blood moon."


Nathan leaned over to Kate's side and embraced her before she leaned over to kiss him,  her kiss was quite addictive and powerful,  the more he was kissed by her,   the more entranced he became and the more it happened,  the more his human form slowly began to warp,  alter and transform.  His skin paling as his arms and legs stretched and became longer and thinner,  his clothing ripping away to be replaced with an elegant black and grey ensemble,   his frame becoming more lithe as he grew to 6'ft, his hair turning sandy brown and prickling up as his eyebrows thinned out and turned the exact same colour as his hair,   his features morphing and reshaping themselves to become those of Christopher Walken.   

He tried to pull her back but his newly developing instincts wouldn't allow it,  his thoughts slowly shifting to focus on more...Walkeny things such as singing,  dancing,  acting and of course cowbell.   His moans grew deeper and lower,  altering to become gravellier and more hypnotic,  warping,  harmonizing and Walkenizing...his voice and speech patterns and vocal tone also shifting to those of Walken as his fingernails and teeth sharpened. Christopher Walken himself, gazed at her and happily growled as two chalices filled with blood materialized,  he grabbed the first chalice and lapped the blood up.

A few minutes later he awoke from the dream,  moaning and sort of growling -  uttering..."Kate,  I will always be your Walken."  "Mooorre cowbell" and reciting the 'two little mice' speech from Catch Me If You Can.   He let out a yawn that sounded more like a Hessian roar as he sat up,  he saw Kate - this time her appearance had changed,  she had become more attractive even though she looked like a genderbent version of the Hessian.  

"Awaken...and tell me the rest of your dream."

"We were a darkened part of the woods..sitting on an altar of sorts and we kissed...I slowly transformed into Walken and we danced all night,  and I drank blood out of a tasted so very good.   Tis a pity it was only a dream."

"Oh,  it was more than a's destiny,  Christopher.  You are destined to be my dark Walken master and I am destined to be your She-Hessian."

Nathan put his glasses back on and as he did,  he noticed that there was blood dripping from his mouth -  it must have been from the dream he had,  he carefully wiped it up with his tongue,  before wiping his mouth. actually tasted good.   He then noticed what appeared to be a cowbell of sorts with C.W's initials on it.   He opened his eyes slightly,  to his surprise they were the same hypnotic shade of blue they were in the dream.  

"Hmmm..maybe being Christopher Walken isn't so bad after-all."

“Of course it isn’t,  Christopher.   You are destined for this.  Join me,  we shall be forever youthful and Walkeny together.”

“Oh,  Kate...I have longed for so long to have you with me.”

“Then long no longer,  for I am here…”

“Kate...make me your forever Walken.   Make me yours forever.”

“Christopher,   I shall make it happen.”

She leaned forward to kiss Nathan before biting him a few times on the neck,   Nathan reacted in an unexpected manner by letting out a low-growl of pleasure.   He covered his mouth out of embarrassment.

“I’m sorry mistress...I didn’t mean to growl like that.”

“Don’t be sorry Christopher,  you’re a is only natural for a Walken to growl.”

“It is?”

“Yesss...Christopher.  Don’t be embarrassed.”

“You’re right,  my dear Kate...I shouldn’t be.  I am Walken and I shouldn’t be ashamed of what I am.”

Nathan growled softly as Kate caressed him,  leaning in to give him a passionate Hessian styled kiss as her sharp pointed teeth bit into his lip,   causing blood to drip from it. 

He lapped the blood up with his tongue and tasted it,  it may have been due to the hypnosis induced trance or from her bite,  but the blood was beginning to taste very good to him,  he licked his lips at the thought of acquiring more of it.

“You like blood,  don’t you Christopher?”


“It’s can say it,   it’s alright to say it here.”

“I waaaant blooood…”

He moaned as his stomach growled,  his appetite shifting to become a more bloodthirsty one - human food and drinks now didn’t do anything to sustain his increasing bloodlust. 

In fact it was even more difficult for him to think straight as a set of Walken-like instincts started taking over him mentally,  any thoughts and recollections of being human fading as new Walken-like thoughts and traits began to manifest themselves.

“Don’t you worry my beloved Walken,  you will get all the blood you need.”

“Aaawwwrrgh...please mistress.”

A chalice containing a mixture of blood and a golden brown liquid that he couldn’t quite remember the name of materialized in front of him.   He licked his lips as he grabbed the challice and happily lapped up the contents.

“That’s it Christopher,  drink...drink it all up.”

“Mistress...what’s that golden brown stuff?  It looks familiar to me.”

“It’s Walken,   I know that you love it.”

“Rrrrr..mistress.. tastes good.   I love cowbell,  it is so good.”

“Of course you do..”

“Please,  mistress...I need more cowbell..”

“You shall have all the cowbell you desire.”

“Mistresss..I love you.”

“Come,  shred your humanity and join a Walken forever.”

“Forever,  mistress?”


Nathan concentrated as a series of supernatural sensations flowed through his body and his Walken-like mindset influenced him every step of the way,   making him think more and more like a Walken.

Just then there was a slight ripping sound as his jeans shredded apart before reforming into a pair of black and silver tinted elegant dress pants,  his belt snapped off and was replaced with a semi Hessian styled belt.

His legs slowly stretched as they became longer and thinner,  a pale skintone crept up them as all skin imperfections faded away,  his socks and slippers melded into a pair of elegant dress shoes to match his new pants.

Kate moved into continue what she did started,  she was starting to become more attracted to Nathan/Christopher,  as his arms stretched to become longer as they thinned out,  his fingers becoming longer as well as his knuckles became sharply more pronounced as his fingernails lengthened and sharpened,   the pale skintone creeping up his much longer arms to have them match his legs.

His short button up shirt and his cardigan both peeled away to become replaced with an elegant black and silver dress shirt with the Hessian style motif as he leaned in a little bit closer to the woman of his dreams.    His torso,  chest and shoulders slenderized to become Walken-like as he elevated in height to 6’ft,   growling happily as he slimmed down to become more lithe.   His strength and agility increased to inhuman levels in the process as more Walken-like thoughts started forming in his mind.   Standing at the patrician height of 6’ft,   he turned to Kate and growled happily once more.

Feeling the urge to break out into a dance number,  he twirled Kate around before spinning around,   moving his new Walkeny legs and feet to the music in his head.   The more he transformed,  the more Walken-like he was becoming,  and the more attracted Kate was becoming to him.

“Oh love,  you are becoming so wonderfully gorgeous.”

“And you are gorgeous too.”

“The more you transform into your true beautiful self,  the more in love I fall with you.   You are my one and only Walken,  always and forever.”

“Yes,  mistresss…”

Kate caressed Nathan/Christopher as the two waltzed together,  as much as he wanted to try and pull her back,   his Walken-like instincts didn’t allow it because of the power Kate had over him and because this was his destiny.

Nathan/Christopher’s neckline elongated to become thinner and longer as the pale skintone crept up it,  he twirled Kate around some more as his hair prickled up slowly and turned sandy brown as it took on the texture of Walken-like hair.   His hair also getting a bit longer at the back to become a marvelous Walken-like mane.

He moaned a little bit in a mix of awe and pleasure as his eyebrows thinned out and turned the same colour as his hair,   he was becoming so entranced by the process already that he didn’t mind the changes at all.   In fact in his already Walkenizing mind’s eye,  he was becoming more beautiful and youthful.

“That’s it my Walken… you are very youthful and enchanting...a true Walken.”

“Aaawrrrgh,  my love...let me be yours forever,  to be your Walken.”

“You are..”

His already hypnotic eyes which were still the same shade of blue from his dream,  spread out and became slightly sunken as they gave off a supernatural glow,   his forehead elevating itself higher up until it became higher and Walken-like too.

The pale skintone now manifesting itself on his face as his jaw-line shifting to become narrower and more angular,   his facial shape looking very elegant,  leonine and priestly -  giving him a slightly more Walken-like facial structure.

His nose shrank a little as it altered to be Walken-like,  his lips thinned out as the shape of them reshaped into a more cresentian shape while the tips became pointed,  but those weren’t the only things that were becoming rather pointed.

Feeling his teeth with his tongue,  he could feel them lengthening and sharpening as the canines extended to become quasi-vampiric fangs while the rest of his teeth sharpened and became pointed and very Hessian-like.    His expression curling itself into a stern but powerful pseudo Walken-like semi snarling expression as his cheekbones became sharper and more pronounced, his cheeks becoming lighter and slightly sunken.

Kate reached for him and kissed him,  before running her fingers through his Walken-like mane and caressing him,   molding his face with her hands to transform it,  watching as it became narrower and more quasi- Brachy/mesoian/dolichokephalian in shape.    Giving him the face of Christopher Walken.

“ love,  I am becoming”

“Beautiful?  Why yes,  you are.”

“Mistress...I am yours forever,  take me.”

“Oh I will…”

Kate massaged his throat softly,  making his voice deepen and grow lower in tone,  the more she massaged it -  the more his voice warped,  altering to become deeper,  gravellier and more hypnotic in pitch and vocal tone.    His moans and groans sounding more and more Walken-like with a selection of growls thrown in.

In the process a New York accent of sort developed as his speech patterns altered from his normal speech patterns to a more clipped and distinctive set of Walken-like speech patterns, his voice now fully shifted to that of Christopher Walken.

Next,  his Walken instincts took over completely as all thoughts he had as a human were now completely gone,  replaced with thoughts of dancing,  singing,  acting,  hunting and acquiring blood and cowbell,   all of his problems he had back when he was human just melting away along with his troubles and any recollection of ever being human to begin with,  well to be fair he STILL had his personality and his memories,   it’s just they were fixed and altered to become those of Walken.    

When the transformation was complete,  he let out a proud Walkeny roar as he leaned in to give her a kiss in return.   There was no longer Nathan,  only Walken...Chris Walken,  ready to take the night by storm.

“Kate,  my love...will you be my She-Hessian bride?”

“Oh,  Christopher yessss….yesss….I will.”

Finally,  with the transformation complete,  Christopher bowed to Kate before standing up to embrace her,  she and Christopher embraced as the two of them twirled and levitated in the air gracefully as if time was standing still just for them.   Christopher produced a ring and a necklace with a cowbell on it and Kate accepted the gifts.

The two married and had a huge ceremony with a vampiric/Walkeny theme,  the sound of cowbell echoing throughout the halls as the two of them celebrated and had unlimited supplies of blood and liquified cowbell.

Now,   Chris Walken and Kate Beckinsale the She-Hessian are happily married and have their very own Walken’s castle modelled after Bran Castle in Transylvania.   As for any future plans, they really don’t have any apart from building an army of Walkens which is still growing to this very day.

True love doesn’t always have to be for the young but also for the young at heart,  for our Walkeny couple is forever youthful and Walkeny -  always and forever.

END SONG:  Love Song For A Vampire by Annie Lennox,  from Francis Ford Coppola’s 1992 Dracula adaptation.

Come into these arms again.
And lay your body down.
The rhythm of this trembling heart.
Is beating like a drum.

It beats for you,  it bleeds for you.
It knows not how it sounds.
For it is the drum of drums.
It is the song of songs.

Once I had the rarest rose.
That ever deigned to bloom.
Cruel winter chilled the bud.
And stole my flower too soon.

Oh loneliness,  oh hopelessness.
To search the ends of time.
For there is in all the world.
No greater love than mine.

Oh love,  oh love, oh love, oh love.
Still falls the rain.
Oh love,  oh love, oh love, oh love.
Still falls the night.
Oh love,  oh love, oh love, oh love.
Be mine forever.
Oh love, oh love, oh love,  oh love, oh love.

Let me be the only one.
To keep you from the cold.
Now the floor of heaven’s laid.
The stars are bright as gold.

They shine for you,  they shine for you.
They burn for all to see.
Come into these arms again.
And set this spirit free.

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