Monstermaster13 reviews: The Deer Hunter

Monstermaster13 reviews:  The Deer Hunter
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Nathan:

Hello everyone...i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon review spectacular.
 
I have recently gotten a request to review the very movie that made Walken famous for his dark roles to begin with -  The Deer Hunter.

This movie came out in 1978 and as such is my mom's absolute favorite Walken movie..so I thought....why not?    It's not only essential for Walken fans in general but this is in fact one of two origins of where the dark and mysterious Walken we know and love came from.

This movie is directed by Michael Cimino and is also written by him.   This movie focusses on the vietnam war and the effect it has on the people living in the United States during the time

The protagonist is played by a young Robert Deniro and the story focusses around him and other fellow soldiers.

I won't go into too much detail with the plot considering everyone and their grandparents have already seen or at least heard of this movie.

The main focus is one of the trio of steelworkers including DeNiro's character -  who are Russian Americans.     The setting is the town of Clairton,   which is south of Pittsburg.

In part this movie is based off a screenplay called The Man That Came To Play,   and has 3 acts.  

I won't go all over all three of them considering everyone has seen this movie already but I will say that all three acts have a compelling and interesting storyline.

The acting,  the storylines,   the atmosphere,  and the settings are top notch and there are lot of dramatic moments in this movie.
 
Now I am personally no expert when it comes to the War and all that but I have to say this movie did a wonderful job with the way it depicted what it was like during the Vietnam war.   All the actors/actresses do stunning performances but as usual it is Walken who provides us with the most powerful moments.    He really is aces here.   And he STILL is.

This movie went out to recieve 5 Academy Awards including Walken winning one for Best Supporting Actor.  
I give this movie 100 out of 100,  two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation stamp.
I'm Monstermaster13 and thanks for watching another Walken-A-Thon review,  they'll be more to come so stay tuned.
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Monstermaster13 reviews: Communion

Monstermaster13 reviews: Communion

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Nathan:

Hello and welcome back to the Walken all year round spectacular....tonight's review is special because it's a sci fi movie based off a book and has aliens in it....no... this is NOT a David Icke book adaptation so there are no 'reptilians'.

The movie and book I am of course refering to is Commuinion...it's based on the events in the book by Whitley Striber which are all supposedly true.

The movie centers around Strieber who is played by Chris Walken and his family,   as he recalls the encounter he had with a race of alienoid creatures -   via hypnotheory and flashbacks.

Reminds me of myself sometimes in which i've had dreams about running into aliens..mainly this was caused by those damn Hulu adverts and people messing with me by claiming they were reptilians...curse them...must they be so cruel?

This movie came out in 1989 and is quite an interesting movie...even though it did get quite a bit of negative attention even from the author himself.


The atmosphere is great and the acting is wonderful and I think this movie does a great job,   the aliens themselves are interesting and Walken is also amazing to watch on screen.   It's got some great visual effects.

I won't say it's a biopic because with biopics it's usually a drama,   this movie was a sci fi movie and a good one.

I give it 10 out of 10 and two monstrous clawed thumbs up and a high reccomendation stamp.

Check this movie out if you get the chance,    this has been Monstermaster13 with another Walken review -  there are more to come so stay tuned.
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Monstermaster13 reviews: Romance and Cigarettes

Monstermaster13 reviews:  Romance and Cigarettes
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Nathan:

Hello everyone i'm Monstermaster13 and welcome back...or should I say...Walken back to the Walken-A-Thon.

The movie i'm reviewing today came out in 2005 and is a musical,   the movie is called Romance And Cigarettes.

It's directed by John Turturro and stars an amazing all-star cast including James Gandolfini from my mom's favorite show The Sopranos,   Kate Winslet,  and many more.

This is a musical about a man who must decide between his loving wife and a seductress.

All of the musical numbers are memorable and the songs are by well known old school singers like Elvis Presley,  Bruce Springsteen and quite a few others as well as Tom Jones.


But of course being this is a Walken review....I should probably cut to the chase.   Christopher Walken's character sings the hit song Delilah!  And oh boy is it awesome.

For those who don't know what the song is about...it's about a man losing his mind over the fact that he saw his woman with another man.    And  Walken pulls it off extremely well!  

Walken dances in this too.   And the impact this particular scene has left is astounding,  as it's become extremely popular on youtube.  

Everything about it worked out in a beautiful way and I give this movie 10 out of 10 and two monstrous clawed thumbs up.

Check it out if you have the time,   you won't be disapointed.   Stay tuned for more in the Walken-A-Thon.
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Walken Hypnosis Program

Modes:
1. Starting Out. (Basic Walken mental change + quick morph into him or a character of his.)
2. Walkenisation. (Mental and Physical Shifting.)
3. Advanced. (Complete physical change into Walken, voice change, and Walken-like attributes.)


Selection Menu:
1. Walken himself.
2. Bruce Dickinson.
3. Hessian Horseman.
4. Max Shreck.
5. Max Zorrin.
6. Wilbur Turnblad.
7. Feng.
8. Frank White
9. Gabriel
10. Bobby Cahn.
11. Frank Abagnale
12. Clem
13. Salvatore 'Sal' Maggio.
14. J-Man.
15. Morty.
16. Secretary Cleary.
17. Hans
18. Peina
19. Det. Vince Magnotta
20. Reed Thimple.
21. Johnny Smith.

Walken Hypnosis/TF Triggers:
1. The word Cowbell.
2. The sound of one.
3. The playing of Don't Fear the Reaper.
4. Anything that reminds one of a role Walken has played.
5. Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim.
6. Blood or anything red. (For Hessian related changes.)
7. A combination of Walken related trigger words.
8. Voice commands.
9. Trigger word: Nevermore.
10. Trigger word: Hessian.
11. Trigger word: Prophecy.
12. Trigger word: Walken.
13. Trigger phrase: "This guy is.."
14. Trigger phrase:.."I gotta have.."
15. Trigger phrase: "Two Little Mice"..
16. Trigger phrase: "The ice.."
17. Trigger saying: "Walk without rhytmn..it won't attract the worm."
18. Trigger phrases: "Tooth Fairy".
19. Trigger phrase: "Envy."
20. Trigger word: Psychopath.
21. Trigger song: Weapon of Choice.
22. Trigger song: Don't Fear The Reaper.
23. Trigger word: Ping pong.
24. Trigger word: Click.
25. Trigger word: Bear.

Similar programs:
Vampirification Program.
Inner Hessian.
Walkengeist Bride Program. (For females).

Bonuses:
Ripper.
Walkenification CD.
Cowbell.

Upsides:
Being Walken is an interesting experience.
The program can be used anytime at all.
It's not expensive.
It's great fun.

Downsides:
You can never go back once you're Walkenized

Walken Hypnosis Triggers

This is a list of the various triggers for a Walken themed hypnosis/combined morph process.

Walken Hypnosis/TF Triggers:
1. The word Cowbell.
2. The sound of one.
3. The playing of Don't Fear the Reaper.
4. Anything that reminds one of a role Walken has played.
5. Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim.
6. Blood or anything red. (For Hessian related changes.)
7. A combination of Walken related trigger words.
8. Voice commands.
9. Trigger word: Nevermore.
10. Trigger word: Hessian.
11. Trigger word: Prophecy.
12. Trigger word: Walken.
13. Trigger phrase: "This guy is.."
14. Trigger phrase:.."I gotta have.."
15. Trigger phrase: "Two Little Mice"..
16. Trigger phrase: "The ice.."
17. Trigger saying: "Walk without rhytmn..it won't attract the worm."
18. Trigger phrases: "Tooth Fairy".
19. Trigger phrase: "Envy."
20. Trigger word: Psychopath.
21. Trigger song: Weapon of Choice.
22. Trigger song: Don't Fear The Reaper.
23. Trigger word: Ping pong.
24. Trigger word: Click.
25. Trigger word: Bear.

Steps on how to do it:
1. Find someone to volunteer.
2. Make sure they are sitting comfortably.
3. Memorize the script bellow.
4. Concentrate and put your chosen subject into a trance.
5. When your subject is in trance state..choose a trigger.
6. Use said trigger to trigger the mental effects of the trance.
7. Instruct the volunteer to visualize.
8. Watch the fun take place.
9. Don't forget the right music or ambience.

Hypnosis Script:
This is the Walken hypnosis script..
With this...it will make you feel like you are Christopher Walken..and that you have his traits.

I will count down from 10,  and when I do -  you will fall into a deep slumber....10...9..8....7..6..5..4...3..2..1.

You are feeling very relaxed,  and as you are....feel your arms, legs,  shoulders,  back, head and the rest of your body become more relaxed.   Lay back,  relax and concentrate.

When I count up to ten..you will feel the mental changes taken place...
1...2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10.

I will give you a trigger word -  this will be the trigger word to use if you wish to go back into the trance...that trigger word is...Cowbell.  Whenever you hear that word...you will become Walken.

Now focus....concentrate and take deep breaths,  imagine and visualize yourself as Walken or one of his many roles.

See yourself with Walken's traits and personality...picture yourself talking in his voice,   saying every single one of his mannerisms and quotes.    Imagine that you are him.

Every word you say...is now his,  your thoughts are now his,  feel the mental changes taking over gradually as you become more and more Walken-like.

As the process continues..feel yourself taking on more and more of his traits,  visualize yourself being him - and feel his aura flowing through you.

You have always been like this..you've always been different, but you don't care...because you are Walken,  feel your own personality traits slowly becoming his,  focus until you and him are one.

You are Walken..everything you say are now his words..in his voice,  you have his traits...you like this change a lot...you don't mind it..you don't mind people being scared of you...you like it, and you wouldn't change it for the world.

You're graceful and talented...and your voice is hypnotic...you are Walken..every trait that was yours is now his...and you've always liked it that way.  You like the way it's going.

Take a few more breaths..and then open your eyes...see yourself as Walken, see that every single trait of his is now yours...feel that you are him.  When I count down from 5..you will turn back to normal...5..4..3..2.1. Now awaken.

Note down the trigger word...remember,  whenever you hear it...you will become Walken again.

Walken Hypnosis Journal part 1

Dear Monster Journal,
It's me, Nathan. You won't believe the night i've been having so far. One minute I was in my lab working on the Walken Hypnosis program and now all of a sudden i'm slowly becoming him.

No really i'm turning into Chris Walken..and here's the kicker..i'll be soon forgetting how to turn back to my normal self...in otherwords..i'll be Walken forever.

I try to fight the changes but it's just too strong..the sound of the cowbell haunts me..it follows me,  it hypnotizes me.  I just hope that I don't lose my memories of what happened before.

I feel so weird..the changes cannot be stopped.  You know..i've dreamed of being Walken before but at least there I could always turn back to myself.  But now there's no escape..I need to get out of here.

But..I can't...once one goes Walken...you can't go back.  Soon it might be too late..I might never be the same again. But yet..why can't I stop enjoying this? Oh well..maybe i'll might go Hessian instead..after all, I  like being the Hessian.

I fear that this will be the last monster journal I'll ever write before Walkenishness corrupts me.

I want to resist it..but the cowbell's sound is music to my ears,  I can't stop listening to it.  The more the change progresses, the more difficult it is to resist.  I just hope that my friends and family back home aren't going to freak out over this

Walken Hypnosis

 









Hi there...Nathan here....if you loved those hypnosis videos on youtube then you'll love this.   Know someone in your life that could always use a little more should we say..Cowbell?   Then look no further than this..it's the Walken hypnosis program.   It's guarantee to make them feel Walkenish and become Walkenish at the same time.

Warning:
The following program should not be used for evil purposes or for the purpose of trying to brainwash others into being evil or doing your bidding.

Walken Hypnosis/TF Triggers:
1. The word Cowbell.
2. The sound of one.
3. The playing of Don't Fear the Reaper.
4. Anything that reminds one of a role Walken has played.
5. Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim.
6. Blood or anything red. (For Hessian related changes.)
7. A combination of Walken related trigger words.
8. Voice commands.
9. Trigger word: Nevermore.
10. Trigger word: Hessian.
11. Trigger word: Prophecy.
12. Trigger word: Walken.
13. Trigger phrase: "This guy is.."
14. Trigger phrase:.."I gotta have.."
15. Trigger phrase: "Two Little Mice"..
16. Trigger phrase: "The ice.."
17. Trigger saying: "Walk without rhytmn..it won't attract the worm."
18. Trigger phrases: "Tooth Fairy".
19. Trigger phrase: "Envy."
20. Trigger word: Psychopath.
21. Trigger song: Weapon of Choice.
22. Trigger song: Don't Fear The Reaper.
23. Trigger word: Ping pong.
24. Trigger word: Click.
25. Trigger word: Bear.

Steps on how to do it:
1. Find someone to volunteer.
2. Make sure they are sitting comfortably.
3. Memorize the script bellow.
4. Concentrate and put your chosen subject into a trance.
5. When your subject is in trance state..choose a trigger.
6. Use said trigger to trigger the mental effects of the trance.
7. Instruct the volunteer to visualize.
8. Watch the fun take place.
9. Don't forget the right music or ambience.

Hypnosis Script:
This is the Walken hypnosis script..
With this...it will make you feel like you are Christopher Walken..and that you have his traits.

I will count down from 10,  and when I do -  you will fall into a deep slumber....10...9..8....7..6..5..4...3..2..1.

You are feeling very relaxed,  and as you are....feel your arms, legs,  shoulders,  back, head and the rest of your body become more relaxed.   Lay back,  relax and concentrate.

When I count up to ten..you will feel the mental changes taken place...
1...2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10.

I will give you a trigger word -  this will be the trigger word to use if you wish to go back into the trance...that trigger word is...Cowbell.  Whenever you hear that word...you will become Walken.

Now focus....concentrate and take deep breaths,  imagine and visualize yourself as Walken or one of his many roles.

See yourself with Walken's traits and personality...picture yourself talking in his voice,   saying every single one of his mannerisms and quotes.    Imagine that you are him.

Every word you say...is now his,  your thoughts are now his,  feel the mental changes taking over gradually as you become more and more Walken-like.

As the process continues..feel yourself taking on more and more of his traits,  visualize yourself being him - and feel his aura flowing through you.

You have always been like this..you've always been different, but you don't care...because you are Walken,  feel your own personality traits slowly becoming his,  focus until you and him are one.

You are Walken..everything you say are now his words..in his voice,  you have his traits...you like this change a lot...you don't mind it..you don't mind people being scared of you...you like it, and you wouldn't change it for the world.

You're graceful and talented...and your voice is hypnotic...you are Walken..every trait that was yours is now his...and you've always liked it that way.  You like the way it's going.

Take a few more breaths..and then open your eyes...see yourself as Walken, see that every single ...feel that you are him.  When I count down from 5..you will turn back to normal...5..4..3..2.1. Now awaken.

Note down the trigger word...remember,  whenever you hear it...you will become Walken again.

Reverse:
To turn someone back to normal,  repeat the "Revert to Normal Mantra