Werebelushi rants: Law
Werebelushi rants: Law and Order
This is mainly a satirical rant and not to be taken seriously, no celebrities were harmed in the making of this rant.
(We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi, he is dressed as a police officer)
Hello everyone i’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and it’s time for another werebelushi rant. This is a very important one so listen carefully.
Every website has different rules and things you can and cannot do, just like real life - and just like in real life, you can get in trouble for it and there are certain things you can and cannot do.
You may think you can do and say whatever you want on the internet, but there are always people who won’t hesitate to put you in your place.
A lot of websites for example are very uptight when it comes to the copyright thing like Deviantart and youtube among others, if even the slightest screenshot comes up - someone is likely to report it.
That is also why so many full episodes of tv shows or full movies are removed from youtube. Mainly also because of the viacom thing.
Next i’d like to bring up the next part of this, which is child porn or anything under-age, if there is anything sexual regarding an under-age person or character, then someone will notice that and report it.
It doesn’t matter if the subject is a child or not if it was a personal project, it is still WRRRRONG! Pedophilia in general and such is wrong and disgusting.
Also...you know what else is wrong? Stealing something someone else has done for the purpose of defacing it and mocking it and then claiming it as your own.
While most of the websites you post stuff on are public, the user has the option to make his/her page private or locked so that only other members or people that they trust can see it.
That does NOT mean that you can take screencaps of said page and basically commit the online equivalent to graffiti on it.
By that I mean using a crappy MSPaint program to scribble over the screencap or any of the pictures in it. Seriously, that can be considered vandalism.
You may think it’s cute and clever to do that, but it only puts YOU in danger of being accused of vandalism and stalking.
Taking screencaps of other people’s pages without permission for the purpose of trolling is NOT artistic or clever in anyway, in fact it makes you look like a complete tool and qualifies you for charges of both harassment and stalking!
You should know better than to do shit like this, I mean I know someone at work who was guilty of doing this and was one of my ex-partners, but said person turned out to be completely insane.
Now this person is not an internet troll but rather a particularly annoying person I ran into during one of my reviews.
How insane? Well that person thought that Russell Brand is sexy. Eeeew! I mean no offense but still...why? Why on earth would they think that Russell “I’m a Tim Burton Reject” Brand is attractive? Is it because they have a fetish for hairy guys or something? Oh..I get it, it’s because of the accent.
Look...having an accent and interesting mannerisms does not make you sexy alone, it’s all about personality.
What is worse is that I had to pretend not to hate Russell when around this particular person to hide the fact that I was weirded out by said person’s attraction towards him. I mean I love the guy and all, but I don’t get the ‘sex appeal’ behind him at all.
To me, he’s not all that pleasant to look at. He looks like what would happen if Beetlejuice fused with Jack Sparrow and Rob Zombie. Seriously, i’m surprised there aren’t any jokes about how bad he looks yet.
I mean you hear tons and tons of jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker’s appearance but yet absolutely little to nothing about Russell Brand? Oh come on, the man’s a goldmine when it comes to jokes about his appearance.
Like you can make a quip about how many creatures live in his hair, or make a joke about why it always looks like he never combs his hair, or better yet, make a website called
The guy has more body hair than Robin Williams! I know that’s a cliche but it’s true. Seriously, he should shave and comb his hair more often and maybe start taking more baths while he is at it.
I’m a Werebelushi and even he grossess ME out. When a fictional monster is better looking than you, you have failed in the looks department.
I know it’s not all about looks, but that is the thing that most sane people are put off by when it comes to Russell Brand, it’s that and his bad reputation.
Anyway….back to the defacing thing. Defacing any property is wrong and illegal and it doesn’t matter if it is online or offline - it is still ILLEGAL.
And if you keep shit like THAT up you’re going to end up spending your days in prison...and do you know what they do to people in prison? That’s right, terrible cooking, no tv, no movies, no internet, NOTHING!
If I were you, i’d straighten the hell up and learn to be more respectful of other people’s property.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been rant on law and my mini lecture on the rules of the internet - the REAL rules of the internet, NOT those stupid made-up ones like ‘No Girls On The Internet’.
Remember, rules are always there no matter where we are, and just because something is publicly available online doesn’t mean you can take it - chances are it belongs to someone else who worked hard on it.
Now if you excuse me, i’m going to work on editing the Russell Brand Looks Like The Yeti web page.