Story: Alpha Walken's Challenge.
Alpha Walken’s Challenge.
The following is a fictional story about how my character turned into actor Christopher Walken, it is for the most part fictional which means it is not true. Please do not copypaste this or screencap it for the sake of mocking it, if you think it is real please seek professional help immediately.
Looking at the picture associated with this story will cause you to slowly become like Christopher Walken. You may feel the urge to break out into a dance, attempt to do the 1812 overture with your armpit, perch like an archangel, chase Johnny Depp through the town of Sleepy Hollow, get a job at Bed, Bath and Beyond, become a soldier in Vietnam, take up ping pong and dress in Asian garb, and come down with a severe desire for more cowbell.
It is also best that you read both the Walken voice lines and my character (as Christopher Walken) in Walken’s voice for extra effect. The ending line is also to be spoken in Walken’s voice. This should also be used for the hypnosis/conditioning scene.
This is the story of the picture that inspired me to invent the Walken Hypnosis Program and to become a Walken in the first place. As a human, I always was what you might call a ‘night-owl’ meaning I stayed up very late at night often..
Once I was looking at a dvd review website and there was an article about The Prophecy trilogy and I couldn’t resist looking at it. Especially seeing as Walken was one of my personal favorites.
There was a caption that read ‘Stare For A Minute And You Turn Into Walken at 55:07”, thinking it was some kind of joke like those ‘try not to laugh’ videos on youtube, I clicked on the image which showed a close up of Walken’s eyes. And then I went to the scene in the movie where the image comes from, it was from the scene where Gabriel was talking to Thomas in the church.
“Yes...this is the scene alright.”
“It’s unusual...to see someone your age in church on a weeknight.”
Thomas stood there as Gabriel spoke in his signature hypnotic way, that signature way that Walken spoke, in that hypnotic voice of his.
“Hmm..so far so good.”
“Don’t get me wrong...I think it’s a sign of excellent character. You’re not from here..”
I watched and paid attention carefully as the scene played out to see if anything strange was going to happen, but it looked pretty normal to me. I couldn’t figure out why though. I mean...was this really true? Or was this just a prank?
“Okay...so...i’m past this part...what’s next?”
“What are you doing?”
“Looking for something.”
“Did you find it?”
“I found what you're Iooking for... Thomas.”
“Excuse me? Do I know you? How do you know my name?”
“Ah, you Iook Iike a Thomas.”
“Hey. Look at me.”
“You want me to Iook at you? Huh?”
“Here it comes.”
That was when the 55:07 mark reached, and Gabriel gave a piercing glare into Thomas’s eyes, as that rather eerie music played in the background. Thomas just stood there as
“You know how you got that dent in your top Iip? Way back, before you were born. I told you a secret...and I said...shhh..”
Gabriel put his finger to his lip and made a shushing sound as the 55: 07 mark ended, luckily I managed to make a screencap of Walken’s eyes and gazed into for a few minutes, hoping to see if it would happen this time. For a few seconds, nothing happened - but then I started falling into a semi trance-like state.
“That’s it...look into my eyes..”
I thought I was imagining things because I swear I could hear Walken’s signature hypnotic drawl speaking to me. Was the result of the trance-like state I was currently in? Who knows...all I knew was that I felt compelled to listen.
“You will surrender your will to me.”
“I will surrender my will to you.”
Walken’s voice instructed me to surrender my will to him which I obeyed, after all it was the voice of Christopher Walken and I didn’t want to tick him off.
“That’s it…now listen very closely.”
“I will listen very closely.”
“You have proven yourself worthy after completing my Walken stare challenge. Now I shall reward you.”
“Wait...YOU came up with that challenge?”
“Well, Walken...I have to admit, i’m impressed.”
“Nathan, I am about to reward you with great power. I am going to make you just like me.”
“Wow. But how exactly?”
“Hush..I will show you and I will guide you, I will completely Walkenize you…all you have to do is obey me, understood?”
“You are falling deeper into the trance, so deep - it’s getting hard for you to think.”
“All of your thoughts, all of your problems, all of your worries...are slipping away, the only things you can think about me and my wonderful Walken ways.”
Walken’s soothing words echoed in my head as I fell deeper and deeper into the trance, all of my thoughts were slipping away. The only thing I could think about was Christopher Walken and his wonderful ways.
I moaned slightly as Walken’s words seeped through my subconscious, making me want to listen to them and obey his every word.
“Yes, that’s it. Now...you have always wanted to be me.”
“I always have wanted to be you.”
“That’s right. You have dreamed about me, you have admired me - and now you shall have the honor of becoming me.”
“I have dreamed about you, I have always admired you and now I shall have the honor of becoming you.”
“You shall be hypnotic, charismatic and powerful. And oh so Walkeny. You shall eat, drink, sleep, and live the Walken life.”
“I shall be hypnotic, charismatic and powerful. And oh so Walkeny. I shall eat, drink, sleep, eat and live the Walken life.”
“Nothing matters to you now except what I tell you. You will be, every single trait of mine - will be yours. You will look, talk, and sound like me.”
“Nothing matters to me now except what you tell me. I will be you, every single of trait of yours will become mine. I will look, talk and sound like you.”
“Very good. Now let’s change you. If you’re going to be like me, we need to get rid of your human form...after all, to be like me, you must be all Walken.”
“How do I do that?”
“I shall guide you…”
Walken’s voice guided me as I fell deeper still into the trance, my mind now slowly filling up with all of his thoughts. Nothing mattered to me at this point but obeying him, I had always loved Christopher Walken and his work and now I was getting the chance to be like him.
I felt a series of chilling sensations jolt through my body, but yet it felt oddly good. So good in fact that I couldn’t help but moan a little, it sounded more like a low growl more than a groan though. I covered up my mouth out of embarrassment.
“Oh i’m sorry...I…”
“Don’t be sorry, it’s good to growl. Growling is a good thing, there is nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a sign of your re-aWalkening.”
“I’m so glad it’s a good thing to growl, master.”
“It means you enjoy the feeling. If you embrace the feeling and your change from human to Walken and don’t fight it, then your process will be that more pleasurable.”
Once again, Walken was right. It did feel good, and more than that I was looking forward to the transformation. And I knew it would be a very enjoyable experience if I listened to his words.
The first set of changes occured when I noticed my jeans slowly tearing and peeling away as my belt snapped off, then I gazed upon my legs as they elongated, growing longer and thinner as the skintone on them paled. There was a slight snapping sound during this, but then it stopped as what remained of my jeans reformed into a pair of elegant dress pants that were a light greyish colour with a dark grey belt replacing my old belt.
My legs had fully changed...now resembling Walken’s legs, instinctively - my thoughts shifted even more, my interests shifting from the other things I was into before to dancing and acting. I heard music playing and I had the overpowering urge to dance, I really wanted to dance just in the Fatboy Slim video, instinctively and under Walken’s guidance - I started to dance, taking several small steps - and each time I did, I kept getting better and better until I danced just like Walken.
“That’s it, you love to dance and act. At every chance you get, you will do a dance number. Now what do you love to do?”
“I love to dance and act, just like you. It makes me ever so happy when I dance.”
From within, I was slowly being conditioned to become more like him, my DNA altering and reforming to become the parahuman DNA of Christopher Walken, Walken’s blood was flowing through my veins and new Walkeny traits slowly became evident. My thoughts shifting more and more…
My shoes slowly peeled off before morphing and reforming into a pair of dress shoes resembling Walken’s own, from the waist down I looked like I was half Christopher Walken.
I groaned slightly as Walken’s voice gently guided me with my transformation, slowly changing me and converting me. I could not see Walken, but I could hear his voice guiding me.
“Oooh, I feel soo…”
“...Good? Well yes, of course you do. When you are in the process of turning into me, all sorts of happy, enchanting Walken-like feelings take over as you are being conditioned from within.”
“I love being conditioned to be like you.”
Being conditioned to be like Christopher Walken felt really nice, it made me feel so happy, euphoric and entranced. I was already entranced but what increased it was the developing set of Walken-like feelings and urges.
I was even starting to feel like I was Walken, as another low-growl was emitted, this time from my stomach, from inside my appetite was shifting to a more bloodthirsty one - human food and drinks no longer were needed, all I wanted to drink was blood, fresh human blood - in a vampiric manner.
“You must be thirsty, is that right?”
“Yesss….I waaaaant blooooood.”
“Well you shall have some…”
A black cloud with a elixir containing freshly slain human blood and a golden brown liquid mixed in manifested itself in front of me. I instinctively licked my lips as I reached for the elixir.
I happily began to lap up the contents of the elixir, making a few happy growling sounds along the way. Never in my whole life could I have ever see myself drinking actual human blood before, apart from times when I would turn into the Hessian Horseman, but yet - here I was, drinking human blood.
It tasted so nice and delicious, I growled slightly in satisfaction as I finished drinking it all up. But I was curious as to what the golden brown liquid was.
“Did you enjoy that?”
“That blood is very good for you. Good for you, good FOR YOU.”
“What’s the golden brown stuff?”
“It’s something that you and I both love and need. It’s pure, lquified cowbell.”
“Cowbell? Now why does that sound soooo familiar to me?”
“That’s due to your Walkeny instincts developing, you are developing my instincts and love for cowbell. As such, you will develop the urge to seek out more cowbell.”
“Remember, cowbell is the only thing that matters to your ever changing mind, you have my instincts and urges and with that comes a craving for the melodic sound of cowbell.”
I groaned slightly as my light purple shirt slowly ripped apart, to become replaced with a very elegant dark grey dress shirt and tie. Next to that, my short cardigan peeled away and reformed into an elegant looking grey coat.
My arms slowly stretched and contorted as like what happened to my legs, the skintone on them paled as they grew longer and thinner. My fingers also grew longer as my knuckles became more pronounced. All skin imperfections disappeared, revealing the same pale skintone.
The pale skintone had progressed upwards up the rest of my body as I elevated in height, growing from 5’8 to 6’ft. My frame slimmed down and became more lithe until I now had Walken’s arms, hands, and his overall lanky and graceful build.
From within, more of Walken’s traits were starting to develop as the craving for more cowbell began to take effect and I heard the sweet “Tink, tink, tink” of cowbell echoing in my mind.
“Your Walken instincts are kicking in….that cowbell is calling to you. Can you hear it?”
“All you want to do is growl, roar, hunt, dance, act and sing and obtain all that lovely cowbell. For you are developing more and more of my traits and instincts.”
“I feel so….Walkeny.”
“Well that is good...because you are very good at being like me...you’re even looking a lot like me now.”
“Aaawrr...yeah, I am.”
“But there are a few things to fix, your neck, head, hair and your face. You still look like your boring old human self.”
“Oh no, that won’t do!”
I moaned slightly as the pale skintone continued from the neck-up, my neckline was elongating and stretching in the process, becoming longer and thinner until it resembled Walken’s neck - the skintone on it paling.
I felt a ticklish sensation at the back of my head as my hair slowly turned from its normal brunette colour to a sandy brown colour, it prickled up in the process - altering to slowly resemble Walken’s hair. Within a few seconds later, it was now Walken’s hair.
The skintone on my face paled until it matched Walken’s own, my eyebrows thinned out and turned sandy brown until they looked like Walken’s. My eye colour shifted from hazel brown to blue with dark green inner rings.
In the next part of my transformation, my forehead slowly thickened and swelled as it elevated itself higher up on my face, until it resembled Walken’s own. My thoughts were shifting even more, making me think more and more like him. Human thoughts fading away as the Walken instinct got stronger. My skull had a more
My eyes shifted, becoming narrower, more spread out and slightly sunken. I now had Walken’s eyes. Next to change was the shape of my nose as it became slightly smaller and thinner, my senses heightening in the process.
The shape of my jaw-line shifted, becoming more angular as my facial structure became narrower and more quasi- Brachy/mesoian/dolichokephalian in appearance, my chin narrowed out in the process to match. Giving me half of Walken’s facial features, only my mouth was unchanged.
That however changed as my lips thinned out, becoming pointed at the tips as my expression contorted into a very stern pseudo grimace, giving me a more menacing appearance and making me resemble Walken even more.
My human thoughts and traits were rapidly vanishing away as Walken’s urges and instincts took over once more, becoming stronger than usual and seeping through to my mind. My mind was already thinking a lot more like Walken’s mind, I was now thinking all of his thoughts and I had all of his instincts.
The last changes to occur were happening to my voice as it deepened, growing lower and gruffer, before altering in tone to become stoic, clipped, gravelly and haunting along with a New York accent developing and my manner of speaking shifting to become like Walken’s.
The last change after that was my mind, as all of my remaining human thoughts and other traits I had before all were completely gone - now replaced with the instincts, traits and thoughts of Walken himself. I was now fully transformed, I now resembled, sounded like, and acted like Christopher Walken as my strength and agility increased to inhuman levels.
“Now to finish your conditioning. Your name is Christopher Walken, which is my name.”
“I am Christopher Walken.”
“But like me, you prefer to be called Chris.”
“Yes...I like that name.”
“You are an award winning actor and dancer, you can also cook and are the most beautiful and awesome actor alive.”
“You are my exact double...and you have all my traits, characteristics and instincts. You also have my appearance and voice.”
“And now you will listen to the next stage. You will invent a program that will hypnotize anyone who downloads it, uploads it or runs it.”
“Under the power of the program, they will find themselves mentally and physically shifting to become creatures called Walkens. You know what a ‘Walken’ is, don’t you?”
“Well of course I do. Walkens are those lovely quasi-vampiric creatures with hypnotic powers, they are named after us.”
“Very good. You will raise these young soon-to-be-Walkens as your own, training them and conditioning them to be a part of your army.”
“If they are lucky, they will grow to Alpha Walken status and be just like you.”
“That sounds so exciting!”
“And if you wish, you may take on a fatherly role and raise said young soon-to-be-Walkens to follow in your footsteps.”
“Aaaaw! That sounds wonderful.”
“It does. But the most wonderful part of all is that you will able to share the gift of Walken with every human you meet. All will be under your spell.”
“Yes...now pay close attention to this next part. You are to seek the help of a human known as Jon Legrand, he specializes in hypnosis. You are to ask him to test the Walken hypnosis program on you.”
“The more he uses it on you, the stronger my conditioning will be. Until..you, will be full fledged Walken. And then...you will anoint him with the job of being your Walken master.”
“Sounds great...i’ve always wanted to have my own Walken master.”
My conditioning was completed as my mind was now fully that of Christopher Walken, I had now fully been conditioned into being Christopher Walken. And it felt wonderful, I always wondered what it would be like to be Walken and now I was him.
I went over to my computer and used my skills as a programmer to invent a Walken Hypnosis Program which I then sent to my closest human companions, who then uploaded, downloaded it, installed it and fell under the program’s spell...as they slowly one by one were converting into obedient Walkens. I then used Deviantart to post a personal note to Jon Legrand under the username AlphaWalken01 as a second account to my Monstermaster13 account, instructing him to come over to my lab. Luckily, I got a response a couple of hours later.
I clicked the x-button on the screen and closed down the VLC Media Player I used to play the scene from the Prophecy and closed down the DVD review page which had The Prophecy review on it.
My stint as Walken was a very long and eventful one, but I had the hunch that it would wear off - yet I wanted to stay as Walken, I WAS Christopher Walken and I had been fully conditioned into being him. I still had traces of my old identity and personality but they weren’t needed anymore, because I was Walken now. That is where Jon came in.
“Hello there, Jon….i’m...rrr….Chris..”
“Well hello, Chris. I’m Jon Legrand aka Legrandzilla.”
“It’s nice to meet you. “
“Say...you resemble Christopher Walken! You sound like him too!”
“Why thank you for noticing that, yes...I DO look and sound like Walken.”
“You have his vocal tone and mannerisms too, how do you do that?”
“It’s because I AM Walken.”
“Oooh...you’ve been conditioned into becoming him haven’t you? You’ve been hypnotized.”
“Yes...I was watching on a dvd review site and there was a review of that delightful angel movie The Prophecy. So being the Walken fan that I am, I read that review when I saw a caption..”
“What did the caption say?”
“It was a closeup of his wonderful, hypnotic beautiful eyes and the caption said: ‘Stare for more than a minute and you turn into Walken at 55:07’.”
“So I decided to play the movie on my computer using VLC Media Player and I screencapped that very scene.”
“It’s where Gabriel is talking to Thomas, the 55:07 mark is where he gazes at him with those hypnotic eyes of his.”
“Then I heard the voice of Walken himself and he guided me, putting me in a trance-like state, slowly but surely converting me into his exact double.”
“Ah...you fell under the influence of his voice.”
“Yes...it’s such a wonderful voice too. I love Walken!”
“You do? So do I!”
“Christopher Walken is so wonderful and talented. And so hypnotic!”
“Yes..just like you.”
“Walken’s voice is what compelled me to seek help from you.”
“I heard you specialize in hypnotism..is that correct?”
“Yes, it is.”
“I have something i’d like to show you.”
I lead Jon over to the lab and over to the computer, where I set up the Walken Hypnosis program I had invented, I turned to him and gave a sly grin of sorts as he examined it - I growled a little.
“Oooh! This is a very interesting program..what does it do?”
“Hypnotize anyone who uses it, uploads it or downloads it and then converts them into Walkens just like me. I also did a version that converts one into Chris Walken himself.”
“Oooh! I like it!”
“And there are a number of Walken roles to choose to hypnotize someone into being turned into.”
“Does that include the Hessian?”
“Oh yes, certainly. I adore the Hessian.”
“Any She-Hessians or female Walkens allowed?”
“Ooh...this is going to be good, I can tell. Can you make Walkenized victims recite the lines that said Walken role has said?”
“Ooh! I have an idea! What about having them recite the speech from Catch Me If You Can?”
“You mean this one? Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream, the first mouse - he quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse - wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he turned the cream into butter and crawled out. Gentleman, as of this moment...I am that second mouse.”
“Yes! That speech was amazing. You recited that one perfectly. I love that speech so much, it’s one of my favorite Walken lines.”
“Ooh! That speech is my favorite too. I always go all teary eyed when I see that scene where Frank
Abagnale Sr. says that. Because it’s true, I AM that second mouse.”
“What about the Watch speech from Pulp Fiction? Or the Tooth Fairy speech from The Rundown?”
“I love those too! Oh and his lines in The Prophecy trilogy are wonderful too?”
“Here’s one...what about the line he says in Envy as J-Man, you know? The Good for you, good FOR YOU - line?”
“Yes, I love that one too. I love everything Walkeny!”
“You and I are going to make a great team.”
“Yes, we sure are!”
And so, Jon and I spent all night talking about all things Walken related, watching several of Christopher Walken’s best movies and talking about our favorite Walken roles, scenes and moments.
Then I asked him to test out the Walken Hypnosis program on me and it worked, fully making the conditioning from before even stronger as I went back and forth between my old form and my current state, but it wasn’t later that the conditioning became fully effective and permanent as I was slowly converted to become full on Walken with no turning back whatsoever.
Over time, I grew addicted to the transformative and hypnotic process of becoming Walken and found that it soothed me and melted all my troubles away, in this state I was truly in my happy place at last. A couple of nights later, I became more and more like a real Walken as my fingernails grew longer and sharper and my teeth lengthened and sharpened, the canines becoming like fangs as the rest of my teeth became pointed and Hessian-like.
I wanted to share the joy of Christopher Walken along with my hypnotic gift of Walkenism, to every human in the city and it wasn’t long until I got to do just that - converting everyone I came across into Walkens to be part of my army.
It wasn’t long until me and Jon formed a very special partnership and I anointed him with the job of being my new Walken master. Since then, we have had many Walken related adventures involving hypnosis, transformation and lots of blood and cowbell.
I was no longer the scientist/monster expert with supernatural powers known as Dr Nathan Forester, I am now Chris the loyal alpha Walken and am Jon’s personal alpha Walken. I love and treasure my new master as he is very kind to me and lets me do all the things i’ve wanted to do, like singing, dancing, acting, and of course converting more humans into Walkens like me. And when they are Walkenized, they get such wonderful feelings of euphoria, bliss, and Walkeness.
And that is part of the tale of how I became the wonderful Walken I am today and how the story of how I came up with the hypnosis program that is used as a Walkenization method.
Now, I encourage all of you humans out there to partake in my challenge, go on the dvd review website that contains that has the afforementioned review of The Prophecy, click on the closeup photo of Walken’s eyes and stare into the eyes for more than a minute, then watch the movie online or on your PS3 (if it has internet access and a media server, if it does..then download the movie on your computer first) and go to the scene at 50:55 to 54: 59, then pause when it reaches the scene the picture is from and screencap it, then gaze into Walken’s eyes for a few more minutes. If you manage to beat this challenge, then I, Chris the alpha Walken will condition you into being an alpha Walken and raise you as if you were one of my own, if you don’t manage to beat this challenge, then you will hear Walken’s voice wherever you go and you too...will become Walken.
Remember, stare for a minute into Walken’s eyes at 55:07 and maybe you too...will become Walken.